A Stoner Cannabis Story

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A Stoner Cannabis Story

A Stoner Cannabis Story

A holidaze classic

It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

Everybody was lit, even the mouse.


I’m at the whorehouse, and dad’s smoking grass,

I had just settled down, for a fine piece of ass.


When out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter,

I sprung from my piece, to see what’s the matter.


Then out on the lawn, I saw a big dick,

I knew in a moment; it must be Saint Nick.


He came down the chimney, like a bat out of hell,

I knew in a moment, the fucker had fell.


He filled all our stockings, with cannabis and beer,

and a big rubber dick, for my brother the queer.


He rose up the chimney, with a thunderous fart,

the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart.


He swore and he cursed, as he rode out of sight,

Merry Kushmas to all, and to all a dank night!


This Christmas season, be sure to shop for all of your favorite Mile High products today, so you can share your appreciation and protest for its legalization.  Best gifts and stocking stuffer finds for all stoners new and old!


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